THE MASTER PLAN WAS HARDLY EVEN AFFECTED BY THE HOLIDAY
The Phantom Signal Alien Brain woke up with a fantastic headache this morning, thanks to yesterday's unbridled holiday enthusiasm. But it was a minor setback, easily remedied by what the humans call "brunch." The Master Plan was back on track at about one-thirty in the afternoon.
And boy howdy, is that Master Plan ever coming along! We've hit the one-third mark of our funding goal and The Phantom Signal Studio Anthology is that much closer to becoming a harsh reality.
And who's to blame for this turn of events? Why, our dear, beloved listeners, that's who. Also - some strangers, a couple of sinister cloaked figures and a numbered company we've only been able to track as far as the Cayman Islands.
Aaron Chapman, Tiffany Engle, Chris Garner, Peter Janes, Kim Janz, Cora Linden, Elaine McRitchie, Morgan Murray, Ivory Neal, Mirranda Prowell, Kaen Seguin, Asha Stasia, and The Creative Fund have all thrown caution to the wind and publicly outed themselves as facilitators of the upcoming Phantom Signal Studio Anthology. Private investigators have been engaged to determine the identities of the remaining secret contributors, as authorities will no doubt want to question them when The Age of Constant Horror and Moral Discomfort finally descends.
Want to help Phantom Signal achieve its dream of unleashing a slew of horrific tales of madness and mayhem on an unsuspecting populace? Just follow the link below to our terrifying Kickstarter Campaign page! The Alien Brain rewards compliance!
